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    Doris blows hard...

    She's nearly got the fence over, already paying over a grand to repair the one of the other side in a few weeks.

    Can I blame Brexit?

    Or Trump!

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.


    #2
    Doris blows hard...
    Well, she did make my knees buckle when I was out earlier
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Yeh! That bloody Doris took the felt off the roof of my shed.

      On the plus side she did the same thing to next door's shed.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        She's brought the West Coast main line to a close, at least until 4:20
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #5
          Doris stole some Celotex panels I was storing down the side of the house, Doris pushed the brown bin over... and the kids' trampoline... and Doris was dancing with the Rattan furniture.

          It's like a regular Friday night round here.
          Taking a break from contracting

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            #6
            2 fence panels down. Two panes on greenhouse shattered.. Blue Recycling crate diappearedm, probably blown down the road.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Looks like they didn't balance the load in the aircrafts cargo hold before loading MF

              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                Looks like they didn't balance the load in the aircrafts cargo hold before loading MF


                Thanks for that. Just sitting on a tiny plane about to take off and it's blowing a gale.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Thanks for that. Just sitting on a tiny plane about to take off and it's blowing a gale.

                  Far cry from the old days
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Thanks for that. Just sitting on a tiny plane about to take off and it's blowing a gale.
                    its a 787 but these things are relative.

                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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