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    #11
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Far cry from the old days
    Dammit pulled out of the run and now back at the gate.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Dammit pulled out of the run and now back at the gate.

      Maybe they will have another go once you have disembarked the plane
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #13
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        Maybe they will have another go once you have disembarked the plane
        Harsh...
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #14
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          Harsh...
          But fair
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            But fair
            Seems one of the workers lost a finger when filling up. Luckily he's still got five more but now his gloves don't fit.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Seems one of the workers lost a finger when filling up. Luckily he's still got five more but now his gloves don't fit.
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Seems one of the workers lost a finger when filling up. Luckily he's still got five more but now his gloves don't fit.
                Scooter working at the Airport now?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Dammit pulled out of the run and now back at the gate.
                  FlyBe plane crash lands on the runway at Amsterdam airport | Daily Mail Online

                  Ok. Riiiiighhhhhttt.

                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

                    Bloody hell
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #20
                      Storm Doris means Met Office are issuing a yellow snow warning for the parts of Stoke on Trent where UKIP are canvassing.

                      Although UKIP have issued a press release stating that Storm Doris is a result of gay marriage...
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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