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    #31
    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    You can spend a whole day in Llandudno?

    Thought it would be tough for you; did you dress up as a sheep?
    This sounds familiar :

    L: Lord Melchett, we meet again.

    M: No, I don't think we've had the pleasure...

    L: You do not recognise me, then?

    M: No...

    L: Let me refresh your memory. You remember when you were in Cornwall; at the
    monastery, there was an old shepherd with whom you used to talk.

    M: Good Lord! Dimkins?

    L: Yes! I was one of his sheep.

    M: One of his sheep? Not...?

    L: Yes!

    M: Flossy?

    L: Yes!

    M: But didn't we...? (waves his hands in an exchanging fashion)

    L: Yes, Lord Melchett! BBBAAAAA!

    M: Oh my God!

    So its Flossy not Scottie after all.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #32
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      This sounds familiar :

      So its Flossy not Scottie after all.

      Classic Blackadder

      Ah, it's a typo in his username then

      It should be ScootlerScot (needs to be read in a Glasgae accent).
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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