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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Chortle, it's up to 81 thousand already.

    Well 81001 now I've just signed
    Still not sunk in yet?

    Total pricks distance themselves from Trump

    Total pricks distance themselves from Trump
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    SOME of Britain’s most unbearable pricks have confirmed that they find Donald Trump’s level of prickness excessive.

    Pricks who normally rejoice in such qualities as arrogance, bigotry and needless pig-headed aggression have distanced themselves from the US president.

    Tom Booker, who owns 400 buy-to-let properties and drives a Jaguar with a customised hood ornament, said: “I am a prick. I have a number of blinkered views and am generally hostile towards the underdog in any situation.

    “However Trump is taking prick behaviour too far, something I never thought was possible.

    “I’ve always rejoiced in being a prick. Only last week I dicked a single mum out of her deposit by claiming she had damaged a radiator, but it appears I have my limits.”

    Advertising executive Norman Steele said: “I’d **** anyone over at the drop of a hat, but I don’t want to be lumped in with this guy.

    “Bear in mind that last year I made an advert for a website called ‘Fanny Finder’.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
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    Jokers to the left of me, jokers to the right - here I am, stuck in the middle with northerladyuk, some hog fat and a massive dildo

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    Quote Originally Posted by administrator View Post
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    Jokers to the left of me, jokers to the right - here I am, stuck in the middle with northerladyuk, some hog fat and a massive dildo
    Doesn't that make you the Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder II?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Doesn't that make you the Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder II?
    You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?

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    Quote Originally Posted by administrator View Post
    You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?
    Only as Cardinal Chunder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Doesn't that make you the Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder II?
    Equally likely to be SickBoy from off of the new Trainspotting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I like the concept of 'leader of a free world'.
    Ming the Merciless comes to mind...
    If people like Rupert Murdoch, Nigel Farage, George Galloway, Nick Griffin and Marine Le Pen want Britain to leave the EU. Where does that put you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Doesn't that make you the Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder II?
    Come on! Stop getting Blackadder wrong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    Come on! Stop getting Blackadder wrong!
    Says Wrongbuilding Boy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Says Wrongbuilding Boy...
    I've done worse, like sneaking out back through the entrance door instead of the exit to avoid having to go through the gamma radiation scanner turnstile to leave the reactor pile-cap.

    I did have a valid excuse though, everybody else did it when the reactor supervisor wasn't looking.......

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