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    #21
    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    So 50 quid for a delivery of flowers. Blooming 'eck.
    I did that for the missus once. She said, "I suppose you want me on my back with my legs in the air?" I said, "nah, just use a vase like anyone else."
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #22
      Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
      So 50 quid for a delivery of flowers. Blooming 'eck.
      The economic case is becoming finely balanced. Divorce in weeks from £37 - no forms or solicitor fees.

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        #23
        Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
        I used to be a hopeless romantic.

        Now I'm just hopeless.

        Haven't even got 'er a card yet.

        What to do?
        You've missed it by around 11.5 months...

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          #24
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Petrol stations do a great range of cards and flowers. My wife loves the ones that don't smell too much of diesel.
          Vin Diesel?

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            #25
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            The economic case is becoming finely balanced. Divorce in weeks from £37 - no forms or solicitor fees.
            A chap I worked with had one of these websites as his plan b. He said if you can agree on most things, you can save an absolute fortune on divorce., ie no money to the legal sharks.

            Nice little earner as he put it.

            qh
            He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

            I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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              #26
              Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
              A chap I worked with had one of these websites as his plan b. He said if you can agree on most things, you can save an absolute fortune on divorce., ie no money to the legal sharks.
              Why bother saving if the man is paying for it anyway?

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                #27
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                Why bother saving if the man is paying for it anyway?
                because 50% of what he has now is better than 50% of whats left after the Lawyers charge you £200/Hour for a few years.

                Friend of mine offered his wife 60% (they had kids) she decided to go legal and she ended up with about 30% of what was left which was sod all.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #28
                  look they have a card for everyone

                  https://www.scribbler.com/valentines...o-to-maccy-d-s


                  https://www.scribbler.com/valentines...kid-loves-cake

                  https://www.scribbler.com/valentines-day-cards/knobhead
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                    The economic case is becoming finely balanced. Divorce in weeks from £37 - no forms or solicitor fees.
                    INKSPE. Do it in style....

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                      The old man has a gig there offering topless hand jobs.

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