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Valentines f**k up
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostSo 50 quid for a delivery of flowers. Blooming 'eck.Comment
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostI used to be a hopeless romantic.
Now I'm just hopeless.
Haven't even got 'er a card yet.
What to do?Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostPetrol stations do a great range of cards and flowers. My wife loves the ones that don't smell too much of diesel.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThe economic case is becoming finely balanced. Divorce in weeks from £37 - no forms or solicitor fees.
Nice little earner as he put it.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by quackhandle View PostA chap I worked with had one of these websites as his plan b. He said if you can agree on most things, you can save an absolute fortune on divorce., ie no money to the legal sharks.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostWhy bother saving if the man is paying for it anyway?
Friend of mine offered his wife 60% (they had kids) she decided to go legal and she ended up with about 30% of what was left which was sod all.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThe economic case is becoming finely balanced. Divorce in weeks from £37 - no forms or solicitor fees.
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Originally posted by greenlake View PostComment
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