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Valentines f**k up

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    Valentines f**k up

    I used to be a hopeless romantic.

    Now I'm just hopeless.

    Haven't even got 'er a card yet.

    What to do?

    #2
    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    I used to be a hopeless romantic.

    Now I'm just hopeless.

    Haven't even got 'er a card yet.

    What to do?
    Wait until about 7am on 14th February and then start panicking. I find running around in circles, waving my hands over my head crying "The sky is falling, the sky is falling" particularly effective.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      Wait until about 7am on 14th February and then start panicking. I find running around in circles, waving my hands over my head crying "The sky is falling, the sky is falling" particularly effective.
      You're a bremoaner aren't you? Nuff said
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        #4
        A long weekend mini trip.
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #5
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          A long weekend mini trip.
          Ah yes, escape the wife for a weekend. Great idea!

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            #6
            Leave the toilet seat up on the 13th. She won't talk to you for 2 days.

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              #7
              We don't do valentines anymore, so problem solved
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              Don't get mad...get even...

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                #8
                We just exchange cards these days - after over 20 years together, you learn to make special moments throughout the year rather than have Feb 14th as an obligatory date.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by kaiser78 View Post
                  We don't do valentines anymore, so problem solved
                  Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                  We just exchange cards these days - after over 20 years together, you learn to make special moments throughout the year rather than have Feb 14th as an obligatory date.
                  Yes, that's er what I meant to say...
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                  Don't get mad...get even...

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                    #10
                    Scribbler is your friend. Log in, buy a card, get them to post it in time for the big day. Simples.

                    If you want a SFW card, then Moonpig, and resign yourself to being a wuss.

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