Originally posted by SueEllen
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Christmas Present Thread
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Some socks
Not even an alcohol
Tis our winter of discontent indeed
Had a lovely meal with in laws mind you
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Wife got me tickets for Micky Flanagan and aftershave.
I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I wanted a tenor saxophone but got an Amazon voucher....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Handkäse-Essig Öl and a pot to keep my Handkäse in...amongst other things although the boy got the best, that new, but old, Nintendo NES Classic which has kept us quiet for hours (well we did have the sound on but after an hour of 8 bit audio, you tend to get a bit annoyed with it)
(translated would be hand-cheese vinegar oil and a pot to keep my hand-cheese in!)“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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