Originally posted by MrMarkyMark
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Feck it, got an interview lined up
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
So what happened to this commercial property you were buying (cash, of course) ?
Are you opening a shop, kitting out your new office and being an interim director on £800 a day all at the same time, or did you forget the last story you made up ?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostSo what happened to this commercial property you were buying (cash, of course) ?
Are you opening a shop, kitting out your new office and being an interim director on £800 a day all at the same time, or did you forget the last story you made up ?
Its all just in a typical days work in the Walter Mitty world, probably "on the job" at the same time, alsoThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostIts all just in a typical days work in the Walter Mitty world, probably "on the job" at the same time, alsoComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostThe script writer needs sacking. Quaffing champagne whilst flying a tornado and simultaneously balancing some spaghetti on your lap was far more compelling.
I thought he was balancing a naked stewardess on his lap, who was holding the spaghetti, or maybe I got this month, mixed up with last monthThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI thought he was balancing a naked stewardess on his lap, who was holding the spaghetti, or maybe I got this month, mixed up with last monthThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostI think you've mixed up MF and FLC…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostAre you saying that MF is FLC's sockie (and a poor attempt at that)
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI have sockies who have sockies who have been on this site longer than you.
Maybe it used to go something like Bee > FLC > MF
Obviously, FLCS now gone, so Bee runs the MF sockie account.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostMaybe it used to go something like Bee > FLC > MF
Obviously, FLCS now gone, so Bee runs the MF sockie account.
That would explain quite a lot.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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We've had a nice break from her and now we've said Bee three times she will appear again'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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