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    #21
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Speaking to a mate who's been in recruitment more than you've probably been out of nappies, 7.5% is about the norm, anything over that is a bit of a bonus.
    Keep digging, it's comedy gold!

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      #22
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      Mordac is MF's slave. He lives in MF's basement.
      And he charges me rent, the cheeky barsteward.
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #23
        Originally posted by Bee View Post
        If you want £475, you should ask for §500 and let the agency decide the next offer, if the agency offer you £475, you try to push for §485 if the agency don't accept, you agree with £475. In this way, you can reach a good business for both parts (look alike).
        Is that Cretin currency, you silly cow?

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          #24
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          And he charges me rent, the cheeky barsteward.
          Bet he gives you a 10% discount though

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            #25
            Originally posted by CretinWatcher View Post
            Keep digging, it's comedy gold!
            There'll be an intelligence test along in a minute, but since you missed the others, missing this one won't hurt so much.
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #26
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              If I die tomorrow, I will do so with the immense satisfaction that I'll never have to read any more of your garbage. Can't you get some sort of therapy or something?
              shaunbhoy gives him a daily massage with a happy ending. Does that count?

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                #27
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                shaunbhoy gives him a daily massage with a happy ending. Does that count?
                Only if a happy ending includes some broken bones and a quick trip to A&E.
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  There'll be an intelligence test along in a minute, but since you missed the others, missing this one won't hurt so much.
                  Credit where credit is due, you must have some big cojones to mention intelligence after starting this thread.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Bee View Post
                      what you mean AssCretin talking Balls? Never stopped him before.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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