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    I went on holiday last week

    Full week away in Turkey, all inclusive, family of four, all flights included. Got upgraded to a room with double suite and jacuzzi and do you know what was better???

    When I came back I had more money than before I left as I earned more money for that week off than I spent on it.

    Ah. Permiedom. Paid holidays, got to love it haven't you.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Full week away in Turkey, all inclusive, family of four, all flights included. Got upgraded to a room with double suite and jacuzzi and do you know what was better???

    When I came back I had more money than before I left as I earned more money for that week off than I spent on it.

    Ah. Permiedom. Paid holidays, got to love it haven't you.
    you forgot that you came back and not got tommy gunned also

    some cheap turkish deals on HUKD i wonder why

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Full week away in Turkey, all inclusive, family of four, all flights included. Got upgraded to a room with double suite and jacuzzi and do you know what was better???

      When I came back I had more money than before I left as I earned more money for that week off than I spent on it.

      Ah. Permiedom. Paid holidays, got to love it haven't you.
      A "full" week, surprised you had time to unpack your suitcase.

      Partially paid, finally, for all the late nights, travelling at the weekends etc. Previously carried out for free
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Full week away in Turkey, all inclusive, family of four, all flights included. Got upgraded to a room with double suite and jacuzzi and do you know what was better???

        When I came back I had more money than before I left as I earned more money for that week off than I spent on it.

        Ah. Permiedom. Paid holidays, got to love it haven't you.
        I bet your wife wasn't happy about your wet dreams.

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          #5
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          I bet your wife wasn't happy about your wet dreams.


          She didn't mention them to me. Seemed happy when she left me though.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            A "full" week, surprised you had time to unpack your suitcase.

            Partially paid, finally, for all the late nights, travelling at the weekends etc. Previously carried out for free
            Quite.
            But hey, it makes him feel important, not at all like a wage slave
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              She didn't mention them to me. Seemed happy when she left me though.
              Ok, you are talking about Markymark's wife.

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                #8
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                Ok, you are talking about Markymark's wife.


                I never take the paper bags off her head to remove the ball gag, so I've no idea what she says.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  A "full" week, surprised you had time to unpack your suitcase.

                  Partially paid, finally, for all the late nights, travelling at the weekends etc. Previously carried out for free
                  Back Sunday, clothes in the wash yesterday, back to the airport today.

                  Mr Jetsetter me.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Back Sunday, clothes in the wash yesterday, back to the airport today.

                    Mr overworked wage-slave with no life, me.
                    FTFY
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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