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    #41
    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    • The cat stays with you forever.
    • You think it's your house, but you are on his territory.
    • He do what he want's to do and when.
    • If you don't agree with him he tries to kill you.


    Do you like your predator?
    Yep, I can live with that!

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      #42
      The cat's just thinking like a contractor. No MoO, no D&C, although it must be said the RoS is a bit iffy.

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        #43
        https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153776288911661

        Might have to get CCTV

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          #44
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          Think the funniest thing mine has done is over-estimated her leaping prowess, and ended up crashing into a cupboard, falling straight to the ground. I was worried about her knocking the TV down, but she's very careful around screens of any kind. It's wires she loves wrecking.

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            #45
            Originally posted by Zero Liability View Post
            The cat's just thinking like a contractor. No MoO, no D&C, although it must be said the RoS is a bit iffy.
            Some cats hang out in gangs - OK they visit each others houses to steal food and some younger cats hang out with older cats.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #46
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              Cat can't divorce you and get half of your money + your house...
              They don't need to.

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                #47
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                Some cats hang out in gangs - OK they visit each others houses to steal food and some younger cats hang out with older cats.
                Aye



                http://www.theatlantic.com/photo/201...-japan/386647/

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                  #48
                  Yes, there was a documentary on feline gang violence not too long ago.



                  That island must be where the mothership landed.
                  Last edited by Zero Liability; 11 December 2015, 21:23.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Yep, I just want someone to love me :desperate
                    FTFY
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      FTFY
                      Cats love no one.

                      If you want a pet to love you get a dog.
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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