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    Contractor of the day

    MarillionFan.

    As if there was any doubt.

    Also he is the Contractor of tomorrow.

    And day after tomorrow.

    Yes, he is THAT fat, even fatter than threaded himself.


    #2
    Starting a thread to insult another CUKKER (even a muthercukker like MF)....hmmmmm....

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      MarillionFan.

      As if there was any doubt.

      Also he is the Contractor of tomorrow.

      And day after tomorrow.

      Yes, he is THAT fat, even fatter than threaded himself.

      Maybe not tomorrow. Been to the doctors today, because I keep getting dizzy spells and have fallen a few times . Been happening since my last trip to the US.

      Blood pressure was 133/110, says I may have to go on medication, whatever that means.

      Got to go back on Monday for a few more blood test results and another BP test.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Starting a thread to insult another CUKKER (even a muthercukker like MF)....hmmmmm....

        Ooops...

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Maybe not tomorrow. Been to the doctors today, because I keep getting dizzy spells and have fallen a few times . Been happening since my last trip to the US.

          Blood pressure was 133/110, says I may have to go on medication, whatever that means.

          Got to go back on Monday for a few more blood test results and another BP test.

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            In some rare cases, where a person has very high blood pressure, they can experience symptoms, including:Ah! So that's why my nose keeps bleeding. I just assumed I was picking it too much.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              In some rare cases, where a person has very high blood pressure, they can experience symptoms, including:Ah! So that's why my nose keeps bleeding. I just assumed I was picking it too much.
              They can also experience sudden death due to a stroke!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                In some rare cases, where a person has very high blood pressure, they can experience symptoms, including:Ah! So that's why my nose keeps bleeding. I just assumed I was picking it too much.

                Sounds pretty much like you've got the plague.

                Bye
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Maybe not tomorrow. Been to the doctors today, because I keep getting dizzy spells and have fallen a few times . Been happening since my last trip to the US.

                  Blood pressure was 133/110, says I may have to go on medication, whatever that means.

                  Got to go back on Monday for a few more blood test results and another BP test.
                  call that high? they started getting worried when I hit 200/120.

                  good luck the drugs do work.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    They can also experience sudden death due to a stroke!
                    Two nuns are sitting on a bench.
                    A guy in a trench coat comes up and flashes them.
                    One of the nuns has a stroke.
                    The other couldn't quite reach.

                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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