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OK, you can all start to panic now

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    #11
    There could be a zombie apocalypse in Scotland and no one would notice

    1) Pale pasty skin - check
    2) Slurred unintelligible speech - check
    3) Shambling aimless around town centres accosting passers by - check
    4) Found looking for food in bins - check (although not sure zombies do this)

    probably!

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      #12
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Good news! Jeremy Hunt has announced that the unfortunate patient is to be transferred to London as soon as possible

      Seems like a bit of an insult to the Scottish medical community, though. Is Dr. Findlay not good enough for the Tories?
      Dr. Findlay still uses wire brush and dettol.

      Interesting you bring the Tories into this - what has politics got to do with it? Labour are just as incomptent as Tories you know.

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        #13
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Good news! Jeremy Hunt has announced that the unfortunate patient is to be transferred to London as soon as possible

        Seems like a bit of an insult to the Scottish medical community, though. Is Dr. Findlay not good enough for the Tories?
        The only suitable isolation unit is in London. If that becomes full the surge capacity is available in Liverpool, Sheffield and Newcastle.

        When they tested someone back in November in Newcastle had they had been found to be infected they would have been transferred to London even though the ward they were in would be used for current patient No 3.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Dr. Findlay still uses wire brush and dettol.

          Interesting you bring the Tories into this - what has politics got to do with it? Labour are just as incomptent as Tories you know.
          Jeremy Hunt was a member of the Conservative party the last time I checked

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Can't we just resurrect Hadrian's wall?
            Not unless you want to extend it to Sierra Leone.
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #16
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Jeremy Hunt was a member of the Conservative party the last time I checked
              He is a member of parliament so a moron. Makes no difference which party he is with. The only people who care about that round here are you and DA. I am surprised either of you think it makes a difference.

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                #17
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                Not unless you want to extend it to Sierra Leone.
                I would have isolated Africa from the rest of the world. I think Oz had the right idea.

                Though I was clearly wrong. Ebola was supposed to be growing exponentially. Looks like I fell for the media hype.

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