Yea, go permie.
Try and get somehwere that still has a clocking in and out machine.
Oh, and make sure you sign up for the grreat pension scheme.
And get involved in the Social Accountability ventures so you can read to the local thick kids.
Oh, and don't forget the holiday chart, make sure they have a good holiday chart so no more than 3 people are off at any one time or else the world ends.
And of course the Performance Development Programme - this time next year you could be a higher graded ***** than you are now....
WAKE UP MAN! DON'T DO IT.
edit: ok, so calling you a **** wasnt nice. i'm just trying to make a point here. you see?