Opus Recruitment Solutions Ltd
Just had some dickhead chasing me Friday and yesterday about a gig in Africa, although this schmooze was more sophisticated than most; my first email to him was the usual, "No referees before 1st physical client interview/ Lead-hunters will be reported" etc, he decided to use a staggered approach and just discuss terms, money etc. Softly, softly.
Lets me stew on it over the weekend, then yesterday morning, 8.15am and hoping to catch me groggy,
"Spoke to the client, he deffo wants to interview you, Rah Rah Shish-boom-bahh!! Just a couple of questions, are you a British national?"
"Yep" (bloody well says so on my cv!!)
"Ok, he seems to know one of your last environment quite well, and he just wants some reassurance that you've actually worked there, could you give me the name of your boss so I can run it by him?"
Nice. That's more imagination than they usually display.
Of course, he's not actually asking for a referee - so I don't give him one. Needless to say, he toddled back off, tail firmly between legs.
So, if this gang of Bristol-based wallys call you, especially if represented by a particularly speedy welsh windbag (no offence to our Welsh brethren), steer clear.