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    #41
    Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
    IR35 alert.
    Screw IR35, I'm outside

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      #42
      Originally posted by diseasex View Post
      So I'm on this contract. Nothing to do, way ahead of everybody. Reading browsing.
      The problem is the camera is behind my back facing monitors and they've proved they are looking at it. I'm out of ideas how to stall this contract further. Everyone seems to be working, can't be caught on anything but code, but they are sooooooo SLOW.
      1. browse and risk getting caught and sacked
      2. deliver 6 months in 2 months and lose billable days (which I don't want, it's close to my home and rate is good)?

      Any ideas?
      Buy one of those sliklips devices that will jerk you off under the desk.

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        #43
        Originally posted by HugeWhale View Post
        Buy one of those sliklips devices that will jerk you off under the desk.
        And prolong 2 months gig to 6 months like that?

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          #44
          Originally posted by diseasex View Post
          And prolong 2 months gig to 6 months like that?
          Think of the plus side, you'll lose a lot of weight
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #45
            Originally posted by diseasex View Post
            And prolong 2 months gig to 6 months like that?
            Sit in a position where only half you screen is visible and leave the code up on that half, scrolling it occasionally.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #46
              Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
              Sit in a position where only half you screen is visible and leave the code up on that half, scrolling it occasionally.
              Record key strokes in your IDE and run that on an endless loop.

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                #47
                Originally posted by diseasex View Post
                Screw IR35, I'm outside
                Not according to CCTV.
                http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
                  Not according to CCTV.
                  I can see those IR35 detectives coming to an office and requesting all CCTV recordings for period of 6 months.

                  ...
                  ARE YOU ON DRUGS?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Pherlopolus View Post
                    I am sure I read somewhere that someone had converted lord of the rings to XML or JSON
                    I bet he hasn't got a girlfriend. And, yes, it's a he for sure.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by diseasex View Post
                      Any ideas?
                      No one will know the difference....

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