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    Top 15 contractor tricks

    Here the agent's tricks are discussed. But we contractors do have our own tricks. Let's discuss them.

    #2
    Originally posted by Criticular View Post
    Here the agent's tricks are discussed. But we contractors do have our own tricks. Let's discuss them.
    What and give away MyCos insider secrets?

    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      What and give away MyCos insider secrets?

      LOL, looks like I need to go to an agents' forum to discuss this... Hm, by the way, is there the one?

      Joking aside, I think we will all be collectively better off if we openly exchange our discoveries. Otherwise there is equally no point warning each other of top 15 agent's tricks but somehow there are already 13 pages there.
      Last edited by Criticular; 29 November 2016, 17:25.

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        #4
        Open up sone Unix teminals on the dual monitors, tail -f some fast moving logs, tut at them every so often, convert some ebooks to text, read them in another terminal on the lappy screen in Unix VM....

        I read the entire Saville Report into Bloody Sunday the first two weeks here, 30 pdfs of about 600 pages each converted to text.

        I'm gona go on Mastermind with it as my specialist subject....

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          #5
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          Open up sone Unix teminals on the dual monitors, tail -f some fast moving logs, tut at them every so often, convert some ebooks to text, read them in another terminal on the lappy screen in Unix VM....

          I read the entire Saville Report into Bloody Sunday the first two weeks here, 30 pdfs of about 600 pages each converted to text.

          I'm gona go on Mastermind with it as my specialist subject....
          How depressing.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            One trick is to sit and wait on a contractor forum until some numpty starts a thread on a topic that allows you to roast him without getting an infraction.
            Last edited by northernladuk; 29 November 2016, 18:57.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              I normally just ask my accountant

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                #8
                Originally posted by Criticular View Post
                Here the agent's tricks are discussed. But we contractors do have our own tricks. Let's discuss them.
                We shouldn't reveal our tricks.

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                  #9
                  On number one on my list of top 15 tricks is NLyUK.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bee View Post
                    We shouldn't reveal our tricks.
                    Permie tricks won't be relevant to us anyway so fill your boots.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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