BN66 - Time to fight back!!!

[DonkeyRhubarb]

MrBrannigan

As most of you probably twigged straight away this was just a friendly wind-up.

I won't be reporting the joker to the real Mr B.

[poppy01]

Back To The Future Part Iv

1:15a.m. Twin Pines Mall
Doc Brown: Darly, you made it.Welcome to my latest experiment. It's the one I've been waiting for all my life.
Darly Mcfly: It's a deloreon, right?
Doc Brown:Bare with me, Darly, all of your questions will be answered. Roll tape, we'll proceed.
Doc Brown:Good evening, I'm Doctor Gordon Brown. I'm standing in the parking Lot of Twin Pines Mall. It's Saturday morning, March 10th, 2008, 1:18 a.m. and this is temporal experiment number one. If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, your gonna see some serious sh*t.
(Doc Brown points at a weird contraption inside the vehicle)
Doc Brown: Look, This is what makes time travel possible. The f**cked capacitor.
Darly Mcfly: You made a time machine ... out of a delorean.
This is heavy duty, Doc, this is great. Uh, does it
run on regular unleaded gasoline?
Doc Brown:Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick,
taxonium.
Darly Mcfly: Uh, taxonium, wait a minute, are you telling me that this
sucker's nuclear?
Doc Brown:No, this sucker's electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I need.
Darly: Doc, you don't just walk into a store and ask for taxonium. Did
you rip this off?
Doc Brown:Of course, from a group of Tax Cheating Contractors. They wanted me to leave them alone to run their phoney baloney businesses, so I took their taxonium and in turn gave them a shiny red briefcase full of bullsh*t legislation.
Darly: Jesus.
Doc Brown:Let's get you into a radiation suit, I have job for you, your going into the past.
Darly Mcfly: The past, that's where I'm going?
Doc Brown:That's right, twenty one years into the past to be precise. You have to take this white paper, its a slightly modified version of the double taxation agreement with the isle of man. You need to sneak it into the treasury somehow and replace the one that they are going to implement. That way I'll stitch up a few thousand more tax cheats.
Darly Mcfly: Jeez Doc, are you f**kin nuts.
(a van full of yelling screaming individuals roars into the carpark, one stands through the sunroof, carrying a rocket launcher)
Doc Brown: Oh my god, they found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Darly.
Darly Mcfly: Who, who?
Doc Brown:Who do you think, the Contractors.
Darly Mcfly: Holy sh*t.
Contractor:Go. Go.
Darly Mcfly: Holy sh*t. Let's see if you bastards can do ninety.

to be continued.......... (but probably not)

[zakzak]

Poppy,

fantastic screen play! it reminds me of something i have seen before...mmmmm

[Diver]

1:15a.m. Twin Pines Mall

to be continued.......... (but probably not)

[SantaClaus]

Poppy,

fantastic screen play! it reminds me of something i have seen before...mmmmm

Can we make it into a Hollywood movie? Robert De Niro as lead role perhaps.

[BrilloPad]

Can we make it into a Hollywood movie? Robert De Niro as lead role perhaps.

I think I know who will play Mr Brannigan - that monster from Alien with acid for blood.

[portseven]

So on a serious note, the post in the news thread about the investigation. What does this mean for us?

Does it mean any making of the BN66 law will be put back until the investigation has closed or is it going to run in parallel?

[DonkeyRhubarb]

So on a serious note, the post in the news thread about the investigation. What does this mean for us?

Does it mean any making of the BN66 law will be put back until the investigation has closed or is it going to run in parallel?

It is a parallel enquiry, and I'm not sure it has any direct bearing on our situation. It will not delay the Finance Bill, and I would expect BN66 to become law in the next 2-3 weeks.

[poppy01]

montpelier

Does anyone know how montpelier have restructured the scheme to get around bn66. In my only correspondence from them (they were talking to existing members primarliy, not me) they stated that payments would continue and they had made the necessary adjustments.

This may stir some people up, but If they've 'fixed' it, I'm seriously considering rejoining as that's the only way I can hope to pay my bill when it comes.

[BrilloPad]

Does anyone know how montpelier have restructured the scheme to get around bn66. In my only correspondence from them (they were talking to existing members primarliy, not me) they stated that payments would continue and they had made the necessary adjustments.

This may stir some people up, but If they've 'fixed' it, I'm seriously considering rejoining as that's the only way I can hope to pay my bill when it comes.

I went to see the sales office in London. It is basically a loan scheme - like all the other offshore firms (DMZ, SAnza, etc) use.

I am preparing to move to a limited company - partly as 2.5 years of exposure is long enough for me - and my life is getting better I dont want too much hanging over me.