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Urgent advice: HMRC liabilities

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    #41
    Jesus wept, How on earth did you get into this mess
    I'd rather not go too much in detail why I am unable to pay ... as these are more of a personal nature.
    Sadly old bstone73 doesn't realise we aren't interested in his debt repayment which is boring in the extreme. The only thing we're really interested in is how he got into this situation. Especially if it was connected with sex, drugs, gambling or something involving animals.
    "Don't part with your illusions; when they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live" Mark Twain

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      #42
      Originally posted by Cirrus View Post
      Sadly old bstone73 doesn't realise we aren't interested in his debt repayment which is boring in the extreme. The only thing we're really interested in is how he got into this situation. Especially if it was connected with sex, drugs, gambling or something involving animals.
      Personally, I would like to extend our needs to know about blackmail and financial fraud, that interests me, also.
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #43
        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        I hope my smart ass accountants have a calculator to be fair
        I thought you didn't have an accountant - isn't it just you and an abacus Freeagent?
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          #44
          Originally posted by Alan @ BroomeAffinity View Post
          +2.

          Or go umbrella. It seems you can't be trusted to look after the tax man's money.
          I think he needs an accountant either way, to sort out the current mess.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #45
            Originally posted by vadhert View Post
            Regardless of personal situation. This should never happen. Its not personal money so don't treat it as such.

            Sounds like everything was withdrawn including the kitchen sink.
            If he withdrew everything then there would be no Corporation tax due surely?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #46
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              If he withdrew everything then there would be no Corporation tax due surely?
              Then hes fine. Just need to pay the VAT man and personal tax.

              I've been doing it wrong all these years.

              Last edited by vadhert; 15 December 2015, 16:33.
              Polishing a turd near you!!

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                #47
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                If he withdrew everything then there would be no Corporation tax due surely?
                Depends on how he withdrew it. If it's a loan or a dividend then there will be.
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                  #48
                  Maybe he's just a sockie

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                    #49
                    Sad Case

                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    Personally, I would like to extend our needs to know about blackmail and financial fraud, that interests me, also.
                    Maybe he's got a syndrome!!

                    Maybe he is pathologically impulsive. He half knows he shouldn't be buying all that champers and sharing it with those dodgy blondes, especially as he's driving a Porsche at the same time. But he just can't help himself. Never could.

                    Anything we tell him: won't make any difference...
                    "Don't part with your illusions; when they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live" Mark Twain

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      I thought you didn't have an accountant - isn't it just you and an abacus Freeagent?
                      OSX has a calculator (although oddly iPads do not)

                      Not even free agent, a series of spreadsheets from these guys http://www.diyaccounting.co.uk/
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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