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Old 10th November 2009, 11:51   #2
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Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
The smallest of our four cats is a little black and white Al-Queada infiltrator. She was an abandoned little ball of fleas when we took her in, and the other three gave her lots of leeway. She now torments the life out of them, chasing them, ambushing them and generally being mischevious. She jumps up on the missus and sucks her top, leaving a little wet catty-mouth-marks,
she never had a proper mum.
Anyways, last week, we found tufts of white fur all over the garden and then the missus heard a terrible catawauling. A big black cat had the little one pinned down and was ripping lumps out of it.
On sunday the missus found the big black mog in the kitchen stealing their cat food, but she wouldnt let me chuck it out.
Well last night, she was out at work, I espied the b@stard in the garden, and was tempted to leave the door open to entice it in.
I was thinking 'dont mess with the monkeys moggie, we are natural born killers'

So what should I do ? visit it with monkey retribution, or leave the natural world to look after itself ?



A couple of strategically placed claymores should do the trick...
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