Mr Smith gets an attractive new secretary, Miss Jones. One day, while taking dictation, she notices his fly is open.
'Mr Smith,' she says quietly, 'your barrack door is open.'
He doesn't understand her remark, but later he looks down and sees his zipper undone.
Deciding to have some fun, he asks: 'By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barrack door open, did you happen to see a soldier standing to attention?'
'Why no, Mr Smith,' she replies. 'All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags.'
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